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July 2006

It’s a few minutes past 1:00 a.m., and I just returned from the Historic Northside in Fort Worth after emceeing portions of the annual Willie Nelson Fourth-of-July Picnic. As usual, it was a fun gig. What made it even more enjoyable was the weather! The temperature readings are normally in the 100-plus figures for this special holiday. However, they dozed in the mid-eighties during this big shindig. Adding to the enjoyable weather were the scattered thundershowers! Yes, it rained on the crowd, but they didn’t mind.  

A couple of years ago, the weather was so hot at Willie’s big function in Fort Worth that portable outdoor showers were set up in sections of the big field. Members of the audience could run under the shower-heads and cool off a bit, if they chose to do so. I have forgotten if a fee was charged for this service, but I do remember that people stood in long lines, waiting their turn to “wet-down”. I’m certain that those last-minute creations may have saved some of the good people from heat-strokes! 

As usual, the picnic was a great get-together. As I’ve mentioned, I sometimes believe Willie presents these gigs in order to pull a bunch of old friends together, and it works. The stars on stage never utilize the “star” approach. Instead, there is the feeling they are simply singing their songs for the neighbors who just happened to drop in. Also, there is never the element of surprise. Willie is liable to come from out of nowhere and join them in a song, if he has a notion to! It’s that kind of party. 

Ray Price, the grand elder of the performing stars at the picnic, never sounded better. At 80, his voice has taken on more depth. Kris Kristofferson was also in rare form. No band accompanied Kris. He strummed his guitar and blew into a harmonica as the crowd went wild, listening to the great songwriter/actor belt out his awesome compositions. 

Pauline Reese is the best of the new female singers from Texas. She drove the picnic crowd wild as she sang her songs, many of them her compositions. Heather Myles, another terrific talent, was also on the scene. Both of these beauties are top-of-the-line performers. 

Sorry to say, I missed some of Willie’s guests, but most of ‘em will be back in Fort Worth next year. Willie said he plans to keep the shindig in Fort Worth. “Everything just seems to work good out there on the north side of town,” he said. “We’ll keep th’ picnic there for awhile.”

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I’ve been emceeing Willie Nelson Fourth of July Picnics ever since the beginning. What makes them interesting is the fact they never change! Oh, sure, the star lineup changes from time-to-time, but this seldom happens unless the star has died! That’s the reason Waylon Jennings won’t be on this year’s shindig. However, Waylon’s son will be on-stage, doing his thing.  

There’s that Nelson allegiance. Similar to a Texas bred elephant, Willie never forgets his friends when he’s constructing his yearly hotter’n-hell get-together. It’s back-to-back, let it all hang loose fun! Sometimes, there are too many friends set for the get-together, and this allows the show to run into overtime. Last year, Willie didn’t hit the stage until a bit after midnight because he had invited too many friends and relatives to share the spotlights on the two giant stages located on opposite ends of the huge, hot cow pasture located in Fort Worth’s Historic Northside area. Bob Dylan had it structured in his contract that he was to start at exactly 9:00 p.m., no dumb thumb exceptions! Up ‘til Dylan time, the show was running without a formula. Whoever got on stage could pick ‘n sing as long as he (or she) liked. Not only that, they could bring a cousin or neighbor on-stage and let him (or her) yodel a song or squeeze an accordion. Willie didn’t give a dam! He was most likely on his bus, parked near the stage, listening to some dude singing a new song he had just written. He knew everything would move along just fine until it was his time to jump to the microphone with his “family”, most times set for around 11:00 p.m. or Midnight.   

After Willie and family take to the stage, those in charge of watching the clocks might as well fold up their tents. Mr. Nelson doesn’t pay any attention to time-pieces such as clocks and watches. He listens to the crowd, and if the crowd wants more from him, they’ve got it! Roosters may be crowing in the background when Willie hits his closing song. Who cares? 

Incidentally, Bob Dylan won’t be with Willie for the July Fourth Bombs-Away in Fort Worth on Tuesday. Come to think of it, Johnny Cash won’t be there, either. Different reasons, of course.


 

Normally, I don’t get involved in either politics or religion. It’s my feeling that every individual is in his own personal boat when it comes to these issues. Let’s face it: you can’t win an argument with anyone who is deep into political waters or is headstrong toward a religious view that doesn’t necessarily include your personal relationship with God. Of course, if you don’t have a personal relationship with God, I seriously doubt you would have any headstrong points to submit toward religion. 

As for politics, I haven’t had a serious attitude in any direction for a long time. Certainly, I have my thoughts toward our involvement in Iraq and the Middle East, the Mexican border problem and the price of fuel, but have decided there would be nothing of interest to make public. 

I do believe in Kinky Friedman! Now that he is seriously entering the Texas gubernatorial race, I’m taking special notice of the man. Although he is an Independent candidate … a section that rarely wins the conquering votes … I honestly believe Kinky has a fighting chance. 

The only thing that might barricade some votes for Kinky is his honesty. Ask him a question and he’ll submit an answer. It might not be the answer you were seeking, but it’ll be honest. 

Can you imagine having a totally honest politician in charge of things? Awesome thought! 

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George Jones played to a “sold-out” crowd at beautiful Bass Performance Hall in Fort Worth, a few nights ago. Here is proof, again, that King George remains unbeatable. Many of his peers, and a tremendous amount of country music fans, consider George to be the greatest of them all … and I wouldn’t argue that thought. 

Bass Performance Hall is Fort Worth’s answer to New York’s Carnegie Hall. It always makes me proud when one of our country giants fills the house in this oh-so-proper spot. 

Speaking of George Jones --- word is out that a high-budget motion picture is in the planning stages on the life of George. With the tremendous success of Ray (Ray Charles) and Walk The Line (Johnny Cash), this would be a great film … with no dull moments! 

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Speaking of movies, I saw the new Disney film, “Cars”.  Normally, I don’t go to theaters to see animated features, but since my grandkids, Cody and Brit, are spending a few days with us, we thought it would be a good idea to take in a “picture-show”. Another reason for attending was because I was told this movie had captured some scenic memories from my hometown, Shamrock, Texas.  It seems some reps for the picture made a stop-over in Shamrock, talked with some of the friendly citizens, and shot some film footage of the historic U-Drop-Inn and various other spots on old Route 66  before putting the movie together. 

I was totally surprised when I noticed a digitally re-enhanced capture of the U-Drop Inn  was inserted throughout the motion picture! As a matter of fact, there were several noticeable spots on Route 66, in the old hometown, that had been reconstructed for the animation, including what looked like my dad’s old Bumper-to-Bumper  service station/truck-stop that was active during the 1940s. 

Without divulging too much of the story content of “Cars” ---  it pertains to Lightning McQueen, a cocky rookie race car, speeding toward a big race in California on Route 66. He crashes into a small town named Radiator Springs, destroying lots of the inhabitants’ belongings. In order to make up for what he did, the roadster is sentenced to community service in Radiator Springs. 

As I viewed the film, it dawned on me that, in reality, Radiator Springs  was Shamrock, Texas!!! 

If you decide to enjoy “Cars”,  look for the tan structure with a tall, matching tower attached. That’s the U-Drop-Inn!!  It was the official meeting place in Shamrock, Texas  when I was a kid.  

Voices in the movie include Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen, Paul Newman as Doc Hudson, Larry, The Cable Guy as Mater, and George Carlin as Filmore. 

Honestly, viewing “Cars”  made me a bit homesick. It also made me very proud, since Route 66, going through the north side of Shamrock, is now Bill Mack Street!!! 

 


June 1006

Just saw the new Disney film, “Cars”.  Normally, I don’t go to theaters to see animated features, but since my grandkids, Cody and Brit, are spending a few days with us, we thought it would be a good idea to take in a “picture-show”. Another reason for attending was because I was told this movie had captured some scenic memories from my hometown, Shamrock, Texas.  It seems some reps for the picture made a stop-over in Shamrock, talked with some of the friendly citizens, and shot some film footage of the historic U-Drop-Inn and various other spots on old Route 66  before putting the movie together. 

I was totally surprised when I noticed a digitally re-enhanced capture of the U-Drop Inn  was inserted throughout the motion picture! As a matter of fact, there were several noticeable spots on Route 66, in the old hometown, that had been reconstructed for the animation, including what looked like my dad’s old Bumper-to-Bumper  service station/truck-stop that was active during the 1940s. 

Without divulging too much of the story content of “Cars” ---  it pertains to Lightning McQueen, a cocky rookie race car, speeding toward a big race in California on Route 66. He crashes into a small town named Radiator Springs, destroying lots of the inhabitants’ belongings. In order to make up for what he did, the roadster is sentenced to community service in Radiator Springs. 

As I viewed the film, it dawned on me that, in reality, Radiator Springs  was Shamrock, Texas!!! 

If you decide to enjoy “Cars”,  look for the tan structure with a tall, matching tower attached. That’s the U-Drop-Inn!!  It was the official meeting place in Shamrock, Texas  when I was a kid.  

Voices in the movie include Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen, Paul Newman as Doc Hudson, Larry, The Cable Guy as Mater, and George Carlin as Filmore. 

Honestly, viewing “Cars”  made me a bit homesick. It also made me very proud, since Route 66, going through the north side of Shamrock, is now Bill Mack Street!!! 

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Want to mention again … I couldn’t make it to the Las Vegas Trucking Show, going on through Saturday, but my son, Billy, and my daughter, Sunny, are on-the-scene, doing a great job representing us. My daughter, Misty, and daughter-in-law, April, are also in Fun-City for the big blowout. Cindy and I haven’t made the Vegas show for the past couple of years. We had planned to head in that direction this year, but other obligations blocked it for us.

 

June 2006

Happy to say, The Trucking Bozo’s eye surgery was a success. He’s taking the rest of this week off because his doctor recommended a bit of added eye-rest. This, along with the fact his eyes aren’t set for driving, yet. This is common-practice. My pal should be back in the saddle, doing his radio gigs, next Monday, June 12. The Bozo thanks you for your prayers.

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Checking out those in nomination for the Country Music Association’s Hall-of-Fame in Nashville, I was more than ticked to notice Jimmy Dean is not on the list!  Give me a break! Jimmy was the first to present country music in prime-time on network television, and was responsible for the success of so many stars, including Patsy Cline, Roger Miller, Roy Clark and countless others. Believe me, this is a slap-in-the-face to the industry of country music. Really, it’s an insult. 

I want thank the CMA for honoring me with a lifetime membership in the establishment. However, this doesn’t change my attitude toward the organization for the turning of backs on Jimmy Dean. Some have told me it was an “oversight”. I don’t buy this statement.  

You’d be surprised at how many of his peers have stated: “I thought Jimmy Dean was already in the hall-of-fame!” 

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I won’t be making the Las Vegas Trucking Show June 15, 16 and 17,, but my son, Billy, and my daughter, Sunny, will be on-the-scene, representing us. My daughter, Misty, and daughter-in-law, April, will also be in Fun-City for the big show. Cindy and I haven’t made the Vegas show for the past couple of years. We had planned to head in that direction this year, but other obligations blocked it for us. 

Might mention: Billy, Sunny, April and Larry Shannon are receiving some very encouraging comments on the “live” Saturday show on XM Satellite Radio’s Channel 171. They are setting in during my time frame, from 12:00 Noon ‘til 4:00 PM, Eastern Time, taking phone calls, discussing issues and playing music. It’s so much better than the old “Best of Bill Mack” shows that have taken up that space for almost five years.  

 

May 22, 2006

ANOTHER COUNTRY LEGEND DIES

Grand Ole Opry star Billy Walker, 77, was killed in an Alabama car crash  Sunday, May 21, ‘06. Also killed in the tragedy were Billy’s wife, Bettie, 61, and two musicians … Charles Lilly, Jr., 44, and Daniel Patton, Sr., 40.  All were from the Nashville, Tennessee area. 

First reports from Nashville stated that Billy’s grandson, Joshua Brooks, 21,  had also died in the crash. Later news stated Joshua survived the accident, but is in critical condition in an Alabama hospital.  

Alabama officials said the group was on their way back to the Nashville area after performing at a show near Gulf Shores, Alabama, Saturday night. 

Latest reports indicate that the group was traveling in a van on Interstate 65, south of Montgomery, Alabama when Billy lost control of the van, causing it to overturn, shortly after midnight.  

Billy was a personal friend. We worked together at KWFT Radio in Wichita Falls, Texas, during my beginning years in broadcasting, in the ‘50s. He and his band performed at the radio station before he moved to the Louisiana Hayride in Shreveport. He eventually joined the Grand Ole Opry, in Nashville, in 1960. Walker was still an active member of the Opry at the time of his death. 

Billy was born in Ralls, Texas, and built an early career as “The Masked Singer of Country Songs”, on Dallas’ Big D Jamboree, heard on KRLD Radio. 

Of personal interest: Billy Walker was the first artist to record my song, “Drinking Champagne”, released on Monument Records, in the mid-60s. His biggest hits included “Cross the Brazos at Waco” and “Charlie’s Shoes”. 

Funeral services for Billy and Bettie will be held Friday, May 26, at 2:30 PM in the Cornerstone Church, 726 Old Hickory Blvd. in Madison, Tennessee. Burial will be private. 

In lieu of flowers, the family has requested contributions be made to the Joshua Brooks Medical Fund, c/o Bank of America, 451 West Main Street, Hendersonville, Tennessee 37075. 

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Our old pal, Th’ Truckin’ Bozo, is going through some health problems with his eyes. He is doing his usual top job on XM Satellite Radio from behind the mike at his old radio home-base, WLW, in Cincinnati. Bozo is to have eye-surgery in Cincinnati. Say a few extra prayers for the ol’ pro. 

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 Cindy and I are on vacation through Memorial Day. Son, Billy … Daughter, Sunny … and old radio pro, Larry Shannon … are doing a great job handling things on our daily XM Satellite Radio programs.

 

May 2006

DOLLY PARTON APPEARED IN GRAND PRAIRIE, TEXAS … JUST OUTSIDE OF DALLAS, THE OTHER NIGHT. GRAND PRAIRIE IS LOCATED BETWEEN ARLINGTON AND DALLAS. IT’S THE AREA WITH THE “FOR-SALE” SIGNS HEAVILY DISPLAYED ON EVERY BLOCK. MATTER OF FACT, A BIG BILLBOARD ON I-30 READS: FOR SALE: GRAND PRAIRIE. BEST OFFER WILL BE ACCEPTED! 

THEY GAVE DOLLY THE KEYS TO THE CITY OF GRAND PRAIRIE, BUT NOTHING WAS WORTH UNLOCKING, ACCORDING TO DOLLY. 

SINCE DOLLY’S SHOW WAS SOLD OUT WEEKS IN ADVANCE, THE GRAND PRAIRIE CITY COUNCIL VOTED TO KEEP THE STOP LIGHTS RUNNING IN THE CITY UNTIL 10:30 PM. LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED WAS WHEN THE MAYOR’S DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED. MATTER OF FACT, THE GRAND PRAIRIE MOTEL SIX ALSO STAYED OPEN UNTIL 10:30 THAT SPECIAL NIGHT. THAT’S WHERE THE MAYOR’S DAUGHTER AND HER NEW HUBBY SPENT THEIR HONEYMOON. THE CITY OF GRAND PRAIRIE DIDN’T GIVE THE MAYOR’S DAUGHTER AND HER NEW HUBBY THE KEYS TO THE CITY, BUT THEY DID GIVE THEM THE KEYS TO THEIR ROOM AT THE MOTEL SIX, WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THEY WOULD CHECK OUT OF THE ROOM NO LATER THAN MIDNIGHT. THEY SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE MAYOR’S LIMO. THE MAYOR, HER DADDY, DROVE THEM AROUND SOME BACKROADS. THE MAYOR’S WIFE WAS ALSO IN THE LIMO … IN THE BACKSEAT WITH THEIR DAUGHTER. SHE CHAPERONED DURING THE WEDDING NIGHT. 

DID YOU KNOW IT’S ILLEGAL TO DRINK ON SUNDAYS IN GRAND PRAIRIE? YOU’D HAVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD HAVE CHANGED THIS LAW YEARS AGO. YES, IT’S ILLEGAL TO DRINK ON SUNDAYS IN GRAND PRAIRIE. THIS INCLUDES WATER! 

I WENT OVER TO SEE DOLLY. SHE SAID SHE’D LIKE TO BUY MY SUPPER, BUT SHE WAS BUSTED! JUST BEFORE SHE RAN ON STAGE, SHE ASKED ME, “AM I WEARING MY RED SPIKED HEELS? I FORGOT WHICH PAIR I PUT ON! I CAN’T SEE THEM!” THAT’S AN OLD JOKE. DOLLY CAN SEE HER SHOES … IF SHE PULLS HER FEET UP TO HER FOREHEAD! 

DOLLY HAS A NEW TATOO. IT READS: “I CARE. I’M ADOPTING A PW.”  

I SAID, “THAT’S NICE. YOU’RE ADOPTING A PRISONER OF WAR?” 

SHE SAID, “NO … I’M ADOPTING PORTER WAGGONER!” 

PORTER SHOWED UP AND SURPRISED DOLLY. HE JUMPED UP ON STAGE TO SING A DUET WITH HER. AFTER THE SONG WAS FINISHED, THERE WAS A STANDING OVATION. THE AUDIENCE STOOD UP. DOLLY WAS IN THE AUDIENCE. 

OF COURSE, I’M JOKING ABOUT GRAND PRAIRIE, TEXAS. IT’S A GOOD TOWN TO BE FROM. WOULDN’T WANT TO STAY THERE!

 

 

April 2006

IN MEMORY OF BONNIE OWENS

It’s always tough when you lose a friend, and Bonnie Owens was just that: a very special friend. Bonnie passed away a few days ago after suffering the ravages of Alzheimer’s for the past several years.

Bonnie first entered my life in 1963, after I sent a note to Tally Records, in Bakersfield, California, stating that I was really sold on a song titled, “Sing A Sad Song”, by a new artist named Merle Haggard. Within a few days, I received a telephone call from Bonnie. She shouted, “Thank you, Bill Mack!”  

It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 

Bonnie Campbell was born to a sharecropping family in Blanchard, Oklahoma. When she was 12-years-old, her family followed the pattern set by hundreds of fellow depression stricken Okies by moving west … ending up in Arizona. Bonnie always claimed this page in her life was similar to the Joad family in John Steinbeck’s best selling novel, “The Grapes of Wrath”.  

Always fond of country music, Bonnie became known in her teens as one of the state’s best yodelers. 

In the late 40s, at a skating rink, Bonnie met another depression era transplant from Sherman, Texas named Alvis Edgar Owens. His nickname was “Buck”. Buck Owens was a funny lookin’ hillbilly singer with a group called Mac MaAfee and the Skillet Lickers. Soon after their meeting, Bonnie sang with Buck and the gang on their local radio show. They were both 18-years-old when they married in 1948. 

Buck and Bonnie had two sons, Buddy and Michael. In 1951, Buck, Bonnie and the boys moved to Bakersfield, California. By 1953, the marriage was over.   

“Buck and I had one good thing in common,” she said. “That was Buddy and Mike. We both wanted to make sure they had adjusted minds. It was a friendly parting.” 

Bonnie struck out on her own as a singer, appearing in Bakersfield clubs and on local TV. In 1961, she met Merle Haggard in a Bakersfield bar. The two recorded “Just Between The Two Of Us”  in 1964. The song remained a hit on the country music charts for more than six months. Bonnie and Merle were married in 1965. 

Bonnie was named “Best Female Vocalist” by the Academy of Country Music in 1967.  

Although Bonnie and Merle divorced in 1978, they continued touring together until 2000. 

“In some ways, Merle and I became better friends following the divorce,” said Bonnie. At his next wedding, she served as a bridesmaid. 

Merle said, “Bonnie sort of dropped the torch of her own career to stoke mine.” 

Bonnie’s death came four weeks after Buck’s passing. According to Jim Shaw, a close family friend, she may have been too deeply gripped by Alzheimer’s to realize he was gone. 

I will always treasure my friendship with this beautiful little lady.

 


 

RETIRE OR NOT RETIRE
THAT IS THE QUESTION
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“Retire” is a heavenly word to some people. How many times have you heard the proclamation, “Thank God, I’ll be retiring soon!”?         

If you are about to be blessed with retirement, give some serious thought to what may be inevitable: Boredom!  

I’ve witnessed several people stepping into the ranks of the retired, only to witness these same people looking for some kind of job within a few months, because they became bored while sitting at home with their spouse or attempting to raise tomatoes from sunrise to sunset. 

I suppose retirement works for some people; especially, if they are rich! Most of the rich don’t really retire. If they own the company, they just don’t show up at the office, anymore. Becoming bored, the boss simply goes to the country-club, the golf course or his yacht, instead of the office.          

It’s “forced-retirement” that grabs my attention. I have never been of the opinion that when a person reaches a certain age, company regulations suddenly indicate he, or she, is no longer needed. It’s of no concern if the individual is still producing on a high level, when the company calendar says it’s time to go!

Sometimes, company politics and jealousy force retirement of the brains of the outfit. 

This is exactly what happened when Louis B. Mayer, the highest paid individual in the nation throughout the 30s, was forced to retire from the Tiffany of the motion picture studios, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Mayer helped found M-G-M  in 1918, and it was a roaring success from the very beginning, becoming the most important money-making giant in Hollywood. No other movie studio could touch Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, thanks to the leadership of Mr. Mayer.  It was proudly proclaimed: “There are more stars at M-G-M than can be found in the heavens!” 

In 1951, after serving as the grand leader for 33 golden years, Louis B. Mayer was forced into retirement. Then came the unbelievable drop in revenue and, more important, the rapid demise of a motion picture company that literally ruled the entire industry. M-G-M was peddled from one owner to another, never recovering from Louis B. Mayer’s “forced retirement”.  In 2005, M-G-M  was purchased by Sony.  

Louis B. Mayer was an executive at the movie company. He was the boss! However, there is no forced retirement when the actor reaches a certain age. After all, the actor is the product. John Wayne was still beatin’ th’ hell out of villains on the big screen when he was almost 70.  I honestly believe “Th’ Duke” would still be punching his fists if lung cancer and stomach cancer hadn’t folded him up in June of 1979. Old John would never retire.

It was the same with Bob Hope. Bob pegged the mark at 100, before he finally bit the dust. When he hit 90, someone asked, “Bob, now that you’re ninety … when do you plan to retire?”         

Hope’s response: “Retire to what?”         

It’s the same in broadcasting. As long as they can utter words, the champions of radio and television continue to shine. As a matter of fact, the paychecks seem to get bigger as they add the years. For instance, no individual in radio news outshines Paul Harvey. This great man is still going, stronger than ever, at age 88. Mr. Harvey did his first broadcast in 1933 on KVOO, in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  

In television, “Sixty-Minutes” continues to draw top ratings. This TV institution kicked-off September 24, 1968. In the beginning, some of the top television “experts” predicted the show wouldn’t last because Mike Wallace, the most famous of the news crew, was too old to hold court. “This man is hitting 50!” They screamed. Today, Myron Leon Wallace, age 88, shows no signs of weariness, although he is “stepping-down” as the lead-host on “Sixty-Minutes”.  While being interviewed by 72-year-old Larry King on CNN, Mike stressed the fact he is not retiring! “Just don’t want to hop as many planes,” he said. “I’ll still be going to my CBS office every day … and doing other things for the network.”       

Mike’s “Sixty-Minutes” side-kick, Andy Rooney, stays busier than ever. Why should he retire? Although he may not “look it”, Andy is one-year younger than Mike. Andy is only 87! 

When Dan Rather, a good ol’ boy from Wharton, Texas, presumably “fouled up” on CBS-TV, while anchoring the CBS Evening News, he was asked to “retire” from that position. Dan, 75-years-old, was repositioned as a reporter on “Sixty-Minutes”.  This grabs the attention: Dan was retired from CBS Evening News, and hired for “Sixty-Minutes”, on the same network! Perhaps the CBS brass wanted some younger blood for the old show. Don’t forget: Mike Wallace and Andy Rooney are close to 12-years-older than Dan! 

 In order to fill the gap on the CBS Evening News, the big brains at the network decided to place a younger dude in front of the camera on a temporary basis, until they could find a steady news-anchor. They placed Bob Schieffer, who’s been hanging around CBS for over thirty years, in Dan Rather’s chair. It was predicted Bob would hold down the fort for a couple of months-or-so, until the steady replacement could be selected.  

It makes me very proud to know Bob Schieffer, an old Fort Worth boy who used to do radio news at my old haunt, WBAP, in Fort Worth, is still hosting CBS Evening News … and the ratings are higher than ever!

By the way … Bob Schieffer is still a youngster. He’s 68.

Pat, my beautiful assistant, suggested I mention my plans for retirement. After all, I’ve been in the business of broadcasting since the Stone-age. Well, here are the facts: My XM Satellite Radio studio is in my home; I haven’t driven to work in over 5 years. I draw a nice salary, have a very good vacation plan, and the kitchen is just outside my studio. With Cindy behind the new cook-stove, the kitchen has become a built-in restaurant, serving very good food. 

Let’s face it: What I do isn’t considered a job; it’s simply walking into a room, taking some phone calls and playing music! It’s an enjoyable “happening” … every day! 

If I ever decide to bring my daily happenings to a halt, I’ll simply stay in bed, yell for my food from the kitchen, and watch old western movies! Of course, this would become a horrible bore in a matter of days, and I’d have to go find a job!  

Then, I would look forward to retiring!

 

March 25, 2006

Sad news during the past week:

Cindy Walker, the great songwriter from Mexia, Texas, and Buck Owens, the super star who was born in Sherman, Texas, passed away. Both were very good friends, both were inducted into the Country Music Hall-of-Fame.

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Thanks to my hometown, Shamrock, Texas, for the great honor presented to me March 17, St. Patrick’s Day:  Old Route 66, running through the north-side of town, is now known as Bill Mack Street.  Special thanks to David Rushing, Rev. Joe George Jernigan … and all of the fine folks in that dear ol’ Irish City!

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Good news!

My old pal, Willie Nelson, will be back with me every Wednesday, from 2:05 p.m. until 3:00 p.m., Eastern Time, on my XM Satellite Radio show, heard daily on Channel 171 (Open-Road).

Might mention --- Willie’s new CD is titled: WILLIE NELSON – “YOU DON’T KNOW ME” – The Songs of Cindy Walker.

As mentioned, we lost Cindy a few days ago.

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Beginning in April, my printed book … and the audio-book version … BILL MACK’S MEMORIES FROM THE TRENCHES OF BROADCASTING  will be found in all Flying J Truckstops throughout the country.

 

NO PAY?  NO PLAY!

”Payola” is a contraction of two words: “pay” and “Victrola” (the old LP record player). This scary word in broadcasting first made big headlines on May 9, 1960, when the hottest “rock” disk jockey in the nation, Alan Freed, who coined the phrase, Rock and Roll, was indicted in New York for accepting $2,500 for playing a recording on his radio program. Alan paid a small fine, $300, and was released. However, because of the negative headlines, his career in broadcasting crashed and, in 1965, Freed drank himself to death. Death records attribute his passing to cirrhosis-of-the-liver. Those closest to him swear he died of a broken heart. He was 41. 

After Alan Freed was caught and singled out by the feds (Federal Communications Commission; FCC) for taking money under the table for playing recordings, the radio industry laid out regulatory notes, threatening to take action against any and all employees who would stoop so low as to accept “hand-outs” from record labels or singing stars in order to have recordings aired. Taking a disk jockey to lunch or handing him a Christmas gift was considered “payola” by many radio stations --- for awhile. 

Now, close to a half-century later, $2,500 is considered “peanuts” when it comes to loot being laid in the hands of some high-profile disk jockeys, program directors and radio station big-wigs. Attorney General Eliot Spitzer has charged “a corrupt record business” with skewing the Top-40  music charts by giving free trips and other goodies to radio programmers, and cold cash to radio stations in order for their super-stars to be heard by the masses. 

Sony BMG Music Entertainment agreed to pay a whopping $10-million to charity in order to settle Spitzer’s charges. Warner Music was also taken to the matt by Mr. Spitzer. The Attorney General has subpoenaed several other big record outfits after stating some record labels and radio stations are “breaking the law … in what could be the biggest payola scandal since the 1950s.” 

“Payola” never left the scene after the Alan Freed incident. It just went “under covers” for awhile. For the past decade, there has been very little hiding. This has been most obvious in the fact radio listeners are hearing the same songs, the same artists, over-and-over-and-over. That’s been the biggest radio audience complaint for years! Highly repetitive “air-play” should have sent questionable signals long ago.  

What presents heavy anger is the fact that while big money and gifts have been placed in some greedy, uncaring hands in broadcasting, hundreds of very talented singers, musicians and small record labels have been forced to sit back in embarrassment and watch their good works being ignored because they couldn’t afford to shell out the loot to the kilowatt crooks! 

Some of the hottest recordings on my XM Satellite Radio programs have been totally ignored by AM and FM outlets. And do you know who made these recordings so hot? Answer: the listeners!  

As examples, the Cherokee Indian version of “Amazing Grace”, by a group named Walela, has been one of the most requested recordings on my show for over two years. Truckstops and other locations selling the Walela CD have informed me it continues to sell so well that they “can’t keep it in stock.” Running neck-to-neck with Walela is songwriter/performer Hal Bynum. Hal’s, “The Promise”, has also been at the top of the request-list from my listeners for over two years. I receive daily inquiries asking where these recordings can be purchased. However, you won’t hear these hits on a lot of AM/FM radio stations. 

Granted, distribution may be a problem. Chances are, the radio stations don’t have these recordings. Question is … and this is important … would the stations play those recordings if they had them … and they were requested by the listeners? 

What we have here is a plague that has brought insult and injury to the reputation of radio for decades: greed and complete dishonesty. Although terrestrial radio is supposedly under the thumb of the federal government, the listeners are of no concern to most of the powerhouses of AM and FM. Sure, the radio stations want high ratings, determined by the amount of people listening, but money from the recording industry determines what those listeners will hear on a lot of major radio outlets. Many times, listeners will call a radio station, requesting a song, only to be informed, “That recording is not on our ‘play-list’.” This is another way of saying, “That recording has not been ‘purchased’ for play!” 

For the past several years, AM and FM have taken a tremendous overall drop in radio listeners. Many blame this on the fact that musical entertainment is much easier to self-construct via CDs, iTunes, iPods, MP3 formats and other bits of interesting gadgetry. I don’t agree with this. I believe the general public has grown tired of too many commercials and too limited musical entertainment. As I mentioned earlier, highly restricted play-lists and repetitive musical selections have placed terrestrial radio in a hell of a position. Many outlets are up-for-sale because the listening audience wised up to their shenanigans, grew tired of them, and bailed out … going to satellite radio and various other available sources for listening enjoyment. 

Before closing shop, let me insert a most important fact:  We do have lots of outstanding talent on both, AM and FM, and I sincerely believe most radio station owners and programmers are decent, honest people, dedicated to a tough, highly competitive industry. Trouble is, some of the big dogs messed up the yard!

 

TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES

           The photo tells it all: I have been fortunate to have two very special ladies wait on me hand-and-foot down through the years. As I have mentioned many times, my mother was that very wonderful lady who was always there, all of my life. She may have spoiled me a bit, but I loved every minute!

          Mom would want me to mention another beautiful lady: my wife, Cindy. They were very close. Mom considered Cindy to be the daughter she never had, while Cindy placed my mother in a very special avenue of love. Honestly, I have never seen anyone more caring than Cin was with Mom. When I was a bit late in making telephone calls to my mother, Cindy issued sweet reminders. She also made it a point to suggest I get my work completed early, in order to make trips to Houston … to visit Mom.

          My mother and Cindy shared similar attitudes. Both were blessed with a tremendous amount of tolerance and understanding; both were totally unselfish and were constantly presenting an abundance of love to me.

          My mother was the perfect cook, but I must admit --- she didn’t outshine my little wife in that delicious department!

Cindy claims she learned her outstanding cooking skills from Mom.

          From the first day they met, Mom placed Cindy in a special spot in her heart, and Cin returned that love to my mother by frequently hugging her and uttering: “I love you, Mom.” And it was obvious that she meant every word in that short, valuable sentence; they were accompanied by that honest Cindy smile.

          Mom moved to Heaven a few weeks ago, but Cin continues to present that very beautiful blend of love, care and … when needed … concern.

          I’ll never forget how Mom would nudge me, point to Cindy and whisper: “God blessed you with a wonderful gift when he placed Cindy in your life.”

          As usual: Mom was right.

 

A CHRISTMAS WISH

I realize that most of you are super busy. ‘Tis the time! 

I sincerely wish all of you the best of health and happiness, as this beautiful season arrives. I wish all of you could be with your families, and that this Christmas would be the most joyful you have ever enjoyed.  

Of course, I realize these are impossible wishes. Some of you are having health difficulties, some of you are unhappy because of loneliness --- and many of you will not be with your families because of your jobs.  

Immediately, I think of those special people serving our country in the military. My wish is that they will return home soon. Say a special prayer for those men and women. Say an extra prayer for the families of those who have lost loved ones while attempting to serve our nation. 

There are also the truckers --- doing their best to deliver the goods. When you open your gifts and study that big turkey on the table, chances are good that they were made available because of various truckers. God bless ‘em! 

There are also the police, the firemen and those other special people on tough assignments. Say special prayers for them. 

Speaking on behalf of my wife, Cindy, and my entire family: 

Merry Christmas!


 

December 10, 2005

THE SPIRIT OF GIVING

In my last Hot-Mike feature, I brought up issues pertaining to changes being made at Christmas that are affecting those who believe in the reason for celebrating at this time of year. 

Now, let’s focus on something that can instill a lasting, enjoyable spirit: Giving.  

Sure, we give a lot at Christmas. Looking under our family Christmas tree is a true example of “giving”. After those dozens of items have been opened, it’ll be time to bag up the wrapping paper and boxes and attempt to put the living room back in an orderly fashion. 

Let’s give some thought to real giving. That is … giving where it really counts; where it’s really appreciated! Let’s give some serious thought to the various shelters and missions that are set up in most cities where you can drop off clothing, canned food, money and other needed items. To me, the most difficult thought that comes to mind on Christmas morning is the fact there are children with no toys. Even more difficult is the realization there are children with no food on Christmas morning! Thanks to the various shelters and missions, people of all ages will have plenty of food and warm clothing, and children will have toys.  

Let me say it again: The Salvation Army is the perfect example of helping those-in-need. 

And let’s don’t forget that wonderful organization known as Toys For Tots! 

My grandkids have toys stashed under their beds and packed in hidden places that they lost interest in months ago! The toys and gadgets are in perfect working condition. I’m putting batteries in those that require them, cleaning them … and some dandy little boys and girls are going to enjoy them Christmas morning. My grandkids want to join me as I unload those toys at the “Shelter”. We may stop at the Dollar Store and pick up a bunch of extra toys! 

I was going through my closet the other day, tossing out clothing that is no longer needed. There were several coats and jackets that no longer fit my size, simply hogging my closet space. Some of them had not been worn over two or three times. Most of them were given to me by various trucking companies. I’m packing those items, along with some trousers, shirts, sweaters, shoes and boots and taking them to a shelter. 

If there is no “shelter” or “mission” in your area, give donations to your church. 

Selfishly, I don’t give much thought to donating clothing when the weather is warm. However, when the temperature begins to dip, I begin cleaning out my closet. I should have made my donation months ago! 

An added note: 

My little friend, Helen Cornelius, the beautiful singer, had her annual physical the other day. Her doctors have informed her every year that she is a “study in perfect health”. Helen said she exercises daily, watches her diet, doesn’t smoke, and follows all instructions pertaining to protecting the health. 

A few days ago, Helen was informed she has breast cancer. 

As would be expected, there was the horror that crashed through Helen’s mind: Cancer! 

The word spread rapidly … prayers were requested, and prayers were given. Many of those prayers were given by countless truck drivers who listen to my daily programs, after I made the announcement pertaining to Helen’s health problem. 

Those prayers have been answered. I received a note from Helen asking me to thank you. After the surgery, her doctors informed her the cancer was isolated and that they are certain the little lady will be back in action, soon. 

Many of you gave Helen Cornelius the greatest gift available: Prayer. 

That’s the real Spirit of Christmas!

 

November 30, 2005

'TIS THE SEASON

I’m thankful Thanksgiving has passed. Now, I’m looking forward to my favorite time of year --- Christmas! However, I have this fear we are losing a lot of the importance of this very special holiday, and it brings a bit of sadness.

As you probably know, many organizations are attempting to take all references to Jesus out of Christmas! When I first heard this, I said, “Ain’t no way!” If references to Christ are omitted during the season, what are we celebrating? After all, the holiday is supposedly set aside to celebrate His birthday!

Did you know there was a sincere attempt by one of those weird groups to get Christmas re-named? Of course, it didn’t pan out for those jokers, but they did organize … with hopes of taking Christ out of Christmas. I never found out what new name they presented, and it’s of no importance, now. Perhaps they submitted Toymas or Giftmas or Snowmas or Santamas. Who knows? Who cares?

Come to think about it, perhaps we should care! Certainly, there is room for concern, here. After all, various groups are seriously attempting to get all Christmas carols wiped from radio play-lists, and there are those in high places who are listening to these suggestions, giving thought to what might need to be done in order to make Christmas non-offending to those who don’t believe in God.

Something to think about: if prayers are forbidden in schools and during high-school football games, don’t be surprised at what might take place in the not-too-distant future!

If Christmas was not such a money-making event, I’m sure there would be a lot of restrictions in matters pertaining to this holiday.. Let’s face it: when it comes to big loot, a “hands-off” policy goes into action.

Something else that grabs my attention is the fact that the Salvation Army has been ordered to stop the bell-ringing at most stores. I was told that some of our greedy establishments are of the opinion that the money being tossed into the Salvation Army kettles might be spent inside the store, if this very caring organization was asked to “move somewhere else” in order to help the needy.

To my way of thinking, the Salvation Army represents the spirit of Christmas like no other organization. To me, these good people are Christmas!

I’m afraid we’re going to see some depressing changes made for this time of year. Oh, there will be plenty of celebrating, and the exchanging of gifts will always be a part of the pattern because, as I’ve already mentioned, the spending of money will never change. To many, that’s what it’s all about! It appears that the Story of Christmas and the traditional beliefs pertaining to the holiday have become less important during the past few decades.

Did you ever think a gift certificate from a service station ($100 worth of Premium Unleaded!) would make a perfect Christmas gift?

See what I mean?

 

November 15, 2005 

I hate to read movie-ratings, especially when the writer puts down a motion picture I am anxious to see. This was the case when I was reading Christopher Kelly’s review of “Walk The Line”, the film focusing on Johnny Cash and June Carter, in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. After viewing an advance release for the media, Kelly stamped a “C” on the tag of his write-up, finding it a yawning, predictable piece of stuff. 

A bit hesitant, Cindy and I visited the theater. After 136 minutes of pure enjoyment, I’m of the opinion Christopher Kelly was either in the restroom for a long stay, or was looking for his lost popcorn box while the film was being shown to the invited, special crowd of professional dignitaries from assorted newspapers and other sects representing the media.  

I’m almost willing to place immediate bets that “Walk The Line” will pick up some Oscars next year. James Mangold deserves an award for his directing what may be the Picture-of-the-Year, Joaquin Phoenix has to be in the running as Male Actor in a Leading Role for his portrayal of Johnny Cash, and Reese Witherspoon could easily, and deservingly, give a teary-eyed acceptance speech while holding her Oscar as the Female Actor in a Leading Role

Of course, like Christopher Kelly, this is my humble opinion of the movie. And it could be my personal memories of my old friends Johnny Cash and June that made the picture so very special to me.  

When I heard Phoenix and Witherspoon were going to do the singing, instead of over-dubbing the voices of Johnny and June, I questioned that decision, believing it would most likely stand out like a sore thumb. I was wrong. Not one time, while closely absorbing every minute of the picture, did I detect the fact that the singing-voices on the big screen were, actually, the “pipes” of the actors!  Running side-by-side with that fact was that I felt I was witnessing Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash in action. Joaquin was Johnny; Reese was June! 

Place your bets now: “Walk The Line” and “Capote” will steal the thunder at the Oscar hand-outs next year. 

By the way, Christopher, I also enjoyed “Good Night and Good Luck”, another film you kicked in the rear!

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The multi-talented Janie Fricke was on my program a few days ago. Janie has won many awards as a singer. Now, she is in the furniture business! Beautiful stuff, too. It’s tagged asThe Janie Fricke Collection. More about this, where to buy, etc., a little later down the line. 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


 

November 5, 2005

The movie, Walk The Line, based on the life of Johnny Cash, is set for release in a few days, and advance reviews indicate it will be a smash hit at the box-office. Directed by James Mangold, the film stars Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash, and Reese Witherspoon as his wife, June Carter Cash. Some very important people in Hollywood are already shouting “Oscars!” 

There were whispers that the motion picture, Ray, a study of the late Ray Charles, may have set a precedent. However, the news is out that Walk The Line outshines Ray, thanks to a more balanced sense of direction and acting. As much as I enjoyed the Ray Charles film and the Oscar-winning performance of Jamie Foxx, I find this difficult to believe. It just makes the highly anticipated viewing of Walk The Line more valuable. 

Rated PG-13 for language, thematic material and depiction of drug dependency, Walk The Line has a runtime of 136 minutes.  

One very important issue that may set the fans of Johnny and June in the theater balcony is the realization that Director Mangold decided to use the voices of Phoenix and Witherspoon, instead of dubbing in the singing of Johnny and June. Here, again, those who reviewed the picture say it works like a charm. Ray Charles’ unmatchable singing was used in Ray.  

One reason for utilizing the singing of the actors may have been because the voice of Ray Charles was consistently a bit more demanding than the styling and presentation of Johnny Cash, allowing Johnny’s voice an  easier project to mimic. The same is true of June Carter. Of all of the Carter Sisters singing team, her voice was less restricted. June specialized in comedy and upbeat songs. 

Also of interest in the Walk The Line cast is Waylon Payne, the son of the late, great singer, Sammi Smith and Willie Nelson’s guitar man, Jody Payne. Waylon, named after Waylon Jennings, plays Jerry Lee Lewis. Waylon Jennings’ son, Shooter Jennings, is cast as his dad in the film. 

A bit of added trivia: It took four years for the producers of Walk The Line to secure rights to the story from James Keach, a friend of Johnny Cash and his family. After Keach finally agreed to the terms, it took another four years to complete the film.


 

October 28

           Having Larry King (CNN) and his beautiful, talented wife, Shawn, on my program was a genuine pleasure. As I mentioned earlier, I’ve followed Larry’s career, dating back to his days in radio on the Mutual Network. Basically, some of that old radio sound still radiates in the man.

          It’s a natural happening to be a bit intimidated when interviewing someone in broadcasting, one of your peers … especially if that person happens to be the most popular “interviewer” on television! However, from the minute Larry came on the scene until our air-time ended, he was just another good ol’ radio boy, exchanging thoughts and quips “on the mike”. It was a fun gig, and my slight feeling of intimidation faded rapidly.

          When viewing King doing his nightly thing on CNN, he is strictly business, as it should be. Willie Nelson has been interviewed by Larry several times, and refers to him as “an enjoyable ol’ boy to be around. Nice guy.” The late Johnny Cash considered Larry King “the best there is at what he is doin’.”

          Larry caught my wife Cindy’s heart when he laid heavy emphasis on the importance of his young sons, Chance and Cannon, in his life.

          Before leaving, King accepted my invitation to return in the near future and occupy my Guest Seat for an hour. We’ll open up the telephone lines and let the listeners ask this Champion of Broadcasting some questions!

              As was expected, Shawn King, Larry’s beautiful wife, really stole the show! Her record label, Lofton Creek Records, told me she was an interviewer’s dream, and this she was. She and Cindy took turns in laying out the news that their husbands were, indeed, just a couple of old boys who were attempting to make a decent living, but had their obvious “shortcomings”. Shawn allowed the news to be known that “Larry can’t screw in a light bulb”, when it comes to being a handyman around the house. She also mentioned his “shortcomings” while attempting to park the family car.

          Sad to say, Cindy released some of my “shortcomings” that far outweighed Larry’s.

The listener response to Shawn’s new CD, “In My Own Backyard”,  was overwhelming.  Most of those who telephoned, raving about her talent, were women, which is an indication she is set to hit, “big time”. This lady sings with soul! And after visiting with her on-the-air, she became even more important to Cindy and me. Not a hint of ego, just a beautiful little mother and housewife who possesses a God-given gift when it comes to singing a song.

After hearing her for the first time, my old pal, Willie Nelson, said, “Shawn is a terrific talent! I believe she’s got a hit with her new single, In My Own Backyard!”

Willie added: “I’d be happy to record a duet with this lady anytime, if she’s willing!”

Good news, Willie: Shawn says she’s “willing”!

Shawn also accepted my invitation to return, occupy the special Guest Seat, and talk with the listeners.

Thanks, Larry and Shawn, for being with us on XM Satellite Radio.  

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My singing-preaching friend from my hometown, Shamrock, Texas …, Reverend Joe George Jernigan … has a super requested release of his version of “An American Trilogy”. After giving it one play on my XM radio show, the phones and E-mail began to flash!

A CD of this very good recording can be found in most stores in Shamrock, including Joe George’s food hut, Red Rooster Barbeque, located next to the post-office in the Irish City.

Visit Brother Joe’s website: www.joegeorgemusic.com

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Bozo’s back in action, after a week in Cincinnati, on vacation. Dial in the Boze, daily … following my show (4:05 PM, Eastern Time) on XM Satellite Radio’s Channel 171.

Rumor has it that Bozo and his darlin’ Lumpy went back to the original digs where they spent their honeymoon, several years ago. Lumpy said it was a very romantic week. “The hotel room looked the same as it did on that very special night. They hadn’t even changed the sheets!” She shouted.

Way to go, kids!  Welcome back!

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October 24

          I’m looking forward to Thursday, October, 27 when Larry King and his beautiful wife, Shawn, visit my XM Satellite Radio show. Plans are set for them to be with me between 12:35 PM and 1:00 PM, Eastern Time. In case you miss it then, it’ll be repeated between 8:35 PM and 9:00 PM on XM.  

I’ve been a fan of the King of CNN since he was isolated to radio.

          When it comes to interviews, Larry has developed a very simple style, yet the more egotistical hosts-of-questioning would find it very difficult to follow: he jumps right to the questions with no unnecessary “heralding”. He doesn’t always preface a question with a beautiful compliment (“You are the greatest! What is your secret to success?”) Instead, he may utilize the element of surprise (“What made you kill your wife?”)

          Another most noticeable kink from the ordinary Talk-Question host is the obvious fact that King seldom uses “I” during his questioning (“I heard something about you today, and I thought I would ask you this question before I have to bid you goodnight. Do you suffer from a mild case of stage fright, or was I misinformed? If so, I apologize!”) Instead, he would most likely jump a hump with, “What made you fall off the stage at Universal City? Were you drunk?”

          Potential guests are standing in line to be with Larry. Even the most hardened personalities love the guy! Remember Marlon Brando kissing him, smack in the mouth? Billy Graham made it a point to tell King, “My wife, Ruth, and I look forward to you every night.” Martha Stewart nixed all interview offers after getting out of the slammer, but couldn’t resist the invitation to visit with Larry on CNN. It was easy to spot the fact that she loved being with him. The only time she went into a silly little school girl study-in-evasion was when King asked her about her “love-life”. She giggled, “Don’t ask me that question, Larry!” Finally, she snickered an answer-of-sorts. She didn’t want to completely ignore his question!

          Shawn King, Larry’s beautiful wife, is a very good singer! She has a new CD on the market, and it sounds very good! The title song, now a single, is “In My Own Backyard” (Lofton Creek Records).  There are 15 tracks in all. Her duet with Steve Tyrell, “Big Bad Love”, is super. Definitely, I’ll be spotlighting Shawn’s music on the Thursday program … and programs to follow. Her singing style appeals to the masses.

          Although Larry has been given almost every award available in radio and television, Shawn presented him with the greatest of gifts --- two fine boys, Chance and Cannon, and a happy home.

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My singing-preaching friend from my hometown, Shamrock, Texas …, Reverend Joe George Jernigan … has a super requested release of his version of “An American Trilogy”. After giving it one play on my XM radio show, the phones and E-mail began to flash!

A CD of this very good recording can be found in most stores in Shamrock, including Joe George’s food hut, Red Rooster Barbeque, located next to the post-office in the Irish City.

Visit Brother Joe’s website: www.joegeorgemusic.com

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My old XM radio podnuh, The Truckin’ Bozo, is on vacation this week. As the chill of late-fall, early-winter sets in, Bozo decided to get his beautiful little wife, Lumpie, out of Florida and whiz her to the balmy clime in Cincinnatti!

Way to go, Pal!           

 

October 15    

When I heard the news that the cost of heating was jumping 90%, it dawned on me that the average American can’t afford to travel ($3.00 per gallon) or stay home! I’m of the opinion this is the time to visit my kids!

          Enough of that!

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A “must-read” book by Lyle E Style, from Canada, will soon be on the racks. It’s a great tribute to my old pal, the late Roger Miller, titled: AIN’T GOT NO  CIGARETTES … the title taken from the lyrics to one of Roger’s biggest hits, “King of the Road”. The book, published by Great Plains Publications, consists of dozens of artists and friends of Roger, quoting their memories of this very talented individual. Some of the quotes are informative, some are a bit sad … and, as expected, some are hilarious!

Here’s one of my favorite Roger Miller quotes, made to his guitarist, Lee Rollag, as they passed the arch in St. Louis: “There’s the tomb of the unknown hamburger!”

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Want to hear an outstanding potpourri of gospel? Listen to the new CD by the world-famous Chuck Wagon Gang, titled, “Clinging To A Saving Hand”. Yes, the title song is one I wrote in 1970, I’m proud to say.

The “gang” has never sounded better.

Although the group was founded 70 years ago in Lubbock, Texas, the current Chuck Wagon Gang sounds exactly like the original bunch; powerful!

The Chuck Wagon Gang has sold over 40-million recordings down through the years.  Listening to them today is more enjoyable than ever. It’s a “simple” production … four voices and a guitar … but no quartet has managed to outshine them!

Check this website for their recordings: www.thechuckwagongang.net

Might mention: the beautiful Shaye Truax is a direct descendent of the original crew!

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          Something that comes to mind: My friend Larry Shannon, the head-honcho with Radio Daily News, instigated the annual Texas Radio Hall-of-Fame several years ago, and many people associated with broadcasting have been highly complimented via that special honor, including yours-truly. Now, I think it’s high-time Mr. Shannon was inducted into that honorable spot, and I’m certain many of my peers are of the same opinion.

Of course, Larry is going to back away from pursuing this idea, but I’m making it public: Larry Shannon has been in radio for decades, has fought through the barricaded beaches of broadcasting, is still active in the business … and needs to be placed in the Texas Radio Hall-of-Fame!

Incidentally, the annual event takes place Saturday evening, November 5 in Dallas at the Marriott Quorum, near the Galleria (14901 Dallas Parkway at Beltline Road). This is Texas’ greatest annual radio get-together! Always lots of fun; a real gathering where everybody walks around practicing their “air-tones”: (“One, two three, testing!!!!)

For info and full details, go to www.texasradiohalloffame.com

Larry, if you pick up on this, get your tux cleaned and practice an acceptance speech --- just in case!

No kidding. This needs to be done. Any suggestions? Contact me: Billmack@billmackcountry.com.

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Another Roger Miller statement of value:

Willie Nelson informed me that he and Roger were traveling in south Texas as the sun was setting. Willie said, “It was the most gorgeous sunset I had ever seen, and I wanted Roger to enjoy the moment with me. However, he appeared to be sleeping, while I drove. As I kept viewing the breath-taking colors, Roger growled, ‘Willie, just think of what God could have done if he’d had money.’”

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October 3, 2005

Cindy and I are taking vacation this week. “Best Of” shows will be aired through October 10 during my daily spot on XM Satellite Radio … OPEN-ROAD … Channel 171.

       Nothing special has been planned, although we hope to make a drive down to my hometown, Shamrock, Texas, where the City Council informed me they are naming a part of historic old Route 66, running from city-limit to city-limit. BILL MACK BOULEVARD.

       What an honor! As a kid, I worked at my dad’s little truck-stop when it was located on that very special boulevard.

       My friend Willie Nelson suggested I charge a toll-fee for traveling on my boulevard! Come on, Will! Cut that out!

       Lots of plans are in the making for Shamrock. It’s always been an active town. Of course, the annual St. Patrick’s Day Celebration has been a “look-forward-to” happening in Shamrock since 1938.

       Try the delicious Red Rooster Barbeque, next to the post office!

       By the way, don’t let the Route 66 location confuse you. Shamrock is located 93 miles east of Amarillo on I-40. Out of respect, they still allow old Route 66 to trail through the north edge of town.

       Another thing to be proud of is the fact Shamrock has the tallest water-tower in Texas!!! If it hasn’t been wiped away by various storms that have occurred during the past decades, my name is on the big tank, scribbled there, along with the names of some of my outlaw high-school chums, many years ago. Constable John Cox ordered us to climb up the giant structure and wipe the names. However, the old lawman suffered from acrophobia … a fear of height … and never checked to see if we had followed his orders!

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      The beautiful singer, Pauline Reese, appeared at the State Fair of Texas October 2 with Ray Benson and Asleep-At-The-Wheel. In the promo ads, Pauline’s name wasn’t mentioned! What a mistake! This pretty gal is destined to become a top marquee super-star. On my radio shows, she’s already one of the most requested. The people love th’ lady!

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       Something special to look forward to is a new gospel CD by the adorable, talented Linda Plowman (Fikes). It’s set for release this month (October).

 

STRANGE WORDS, MY COMPUTER, AND MY BOOK: A DEEP STUDY

By Bill Mack 

I have been asked by my editor, Megan, to write a bit about the construction of my book.

While I was writing my autobiography, BILL MACK’S MEMORIES FROM THE TRENCHES OF BROADCASTING, there was that constant feeling of inferiority. I developed some serious doubts while seated at the keyboard of my computer. When I took on the assignment of writing about myself, it was similar to staring in the mirror and noticing deformities. A tiny mole suddenly appeared larger than normal! It’s a mole that’s been near my chin since I was born, but, overnight, it became more noticeable. I knew it wasn’t cancerous. I’ve asked various physicians about it for years, and they all said it was a “benign mole, nothing to be concerned about.” A girl I used to date when I was in my mid-teens even went so far as to say it was a cute little mole! She loved it!

          Let’s be honest: I’m also a very dedicated hypochondriac. Cindy doesn’t allow me to digest Reader’s Digest. If she discovers a new one in the mail, she scissors out any and all pages pertaining to health, before it is handed to me.

          Then, there were the uneasy questions: who’s gonna buy the book; who cares about what I have or haven’t done through my years? After all, this wasn’t going to be a study of Paul Newman or David Letterman!

Doubt was causing me to feel geezy!         

Something was just brought to my attention, via my computer: there is no such word as geezy. A red flash lit up geezy after I had written it. My computer corrected me with its cute little red worm!

Does it tick you off when your computer corrects you? Do you hate for a piece of machinery that you plug into the wall for electrical energy takes it on itself to make you feel like an idiot? 

Out of curiosity, I just typed in old geezer, and noticed geezer is an acceptable word. According to my computer there is such a word as geezer, but there is no such thing as geezy! Check it out yourself!

Wouldn’t geezy be an appropriate word for someone who is too young to be a geezer?

Now do you see why I sometimes question my ability as a writer? As you read this, I’m certain you may feel the same.

I just checked on geezier and it, too, shoots a red flash! Give me a break! What do you say should you want to insert the thought that one old geezer is more geezy than another old geezer? Do you say, “T